I love it! I’ve got various comment spam measures turned on to try to reduce the amount of just plain gick that folks try to attach to my website. One of those measures requires you to give me an email address. Now, I hate spreading my info across the web, so I usually make something up. But the one this guy attached is just great: jeff@notgonnagiveyoumyrealaddresssorry.com. Whoever you are, Jeff, made me laugh. Thanks. (And, by the way, he had interesting feedback, too: check it out at https://www.nerderypublic.com/archives/289.)
Category: Schtuff
Motorcycle dreaming
On Sunday, I had an amazing day. (Monday wasn’t nearly so amazing, but I’ll save that rant for a separate post.) On Sunday, my daughter scored an amazing number of goals in our soccer game AND I got to ride a motorcycle. At one point she turned to me and said ‘that’s goal number five, Mommy!’. The mommy side of me cheered. The coach side of me figured I’d better get her off the field fairly quickly to try to keep things even across both our team and the other team. It’s under-six soccer, no goalie, no keeping score, everybody gets equal playing time. But when one kid keeps scoring, folks tend to notice and grumble a bit. Hey, can I help it if she’s got legs like a gazelle?
Anyway, back to the motorcycle thing. It’s been a long-time dream of mine to drive and own a motorcycle. This Sunday was just a taste, riding on the back of a friend’s bike. But now I’ve got the fever bad. I keep looking in the want ads at used bikes, and then going to look up what features the various bikes have. I’m no motorcycle expert. One of the guys at work tells me I should look for a bike with ABS. (Hey, I’d like abs, too, though I was thinking more of the six-pack variety.) Others suggest getting a new bike. Others suggest getting a Rebel. (Did I mention that I get to whet my appetite based on two of the guys in my office pulling up on motorcycles occasionally?)
So now I’m dreaming of ways to finance my toy without impacting our budget or feeling like I’m depriving my kids’ college educations. If you know any great software developers with security clearances, I’m accepting resumes. One or two referral bonuses would do quite nicely to finance the dream.
Oh, the iTunes pain!
Hitting the iTunes store with a gift card I bought from Best Buy. Downloaded a few songs, mostly of the ‘keep me running’ variety for the long marathon training sessions. (Hey, Saturday’s run is 20 miles: expecting to go through a few songs there.) In the ‘Just for You’ section, iTunes now recommends ‘Greatest Hits’, by Pat Benatar. Ouch.
100 Goals
My finance professor at Loyola offered us extra credit in our summer class if we’d submit a list of 100 goals to him. Having a goal of earning an ‘A’ in the class (goal #58 on the list), I decided that if he was willing to take non-finance work as credit for finance, that I would take him up on the deal. I’ve always been goal-driven, and in fact had written a list of goals of things I wanted to accomplish before I got married (goal list unfortunately long mislaid). Since then, though, I’d focused on only 1 or 2 goals at a time, and hadn’t again jotted down a list of things to do. What I discovered in performing the exercise that the act of generating 100 goals was insightful as to what kinds of things I’d like to do. To get to 100, I had to brainstorm in all sorts of directions. Goal #1: Read the Bible completely. Other goals included things like run a marathon (scheduled for Oct 28), run a marathon in less than 4:15 (requiring a 9:43 per mile pace, not yet accomplishable by me for more than 1 mile at a time: hey, I’m slow, but I’ll finish), train a puppy as a seeing eye or other guide dog, help build a house for Habitat for Humanity, read ‘Moby Dick’ (read a few chapters while eating my sushi the other night), receive a patent, …. [and the list goes on]. Nothing too controversial, though I did vow to get another tattoo. (I thought about checking that one off while my family was out of town this weekend, but I opted to do more boring things like mow the lawn.)
Note that I did achieve goal #58 (get an ‘A’). Goal #76 (get another tattoo) is as yet still pending.
Handy bits of new knowledge
Did you know that:
– poison ivy rashes last 14-21 days? (they’ll be coming to take me away, ha ha, long before that if this estimate is correct)
– the delay between contact with the ivy and onset of rash can be several days? (Um, I now know that it can be at least 3)
– you can’t spread it on yourself by scratching? (hallelujah!)
I can now rest easy that the misery I’ve been experiencing more than a week now I can’t pass onto my children if they bump my leg. That’s good. And I can scratch with abandon… ever seen a video of a bear rubbing up against a tree? I may have to go mano-a-mano against the bear to get a good tree.
Judged by the company you keep…
Work’s sicc’ed an investigator on me. A guy in a 3-piece suit whose work consists of asking people from my past whether I’m a good guy or a bad guy. Who apparently racks up a lot of miles on his car: hope he’s honest in his mileage estimates for his taxes. But while he’s judging me by the company I keep, here’re a few job titles seen lately via connections on LinkedIn. Note: these are actual job titles seen as my current connections add new people to their list of links:
* the CEO of a past company is now connected to an individual who bills themselves as ‘Sr VP- Wealth Management at [major financial company name]’: guess he’s doing well!
* a past boss is now connected to an individual who lists part of their title as ‘Web Designer at Playboy Enterprises Inc.’. Perhaps he’s not doing as well as the CEO, but he may have some interesting stories to tell at parties.
Now, it turns out that the Playboy designer likely knew my ex-boss from a shared previous company. But you have to dig to get that info. LinkedIn just tells me, without digging, that this person has a new connection, and this is what they do. Nice eyebrow-raiser for the morning.
College courses you might not get as much out of…
Peeking through the local community college’s summer course catalog, a few classes jumped out that would seem to not be quite as useful when taken online.
‘Hypnosis, the Magic of’, whose course description includes “Learn to use hypnotic suggestion on yourself and others”. Look into my blue screen… you are getting sleepy..
‘Get Funny’, whose course description includes “Write one-liners, use physical humor and find ways to target your audience.” Oh, that ctrl-alt-delete combo gets me every time!
And my personal favorite: ‘Goodbye to Shy’: “Become more confident in social, professional and romantic situations. Learn how to interact with and relate easily to others” – so long as all interactions are via the computer. Hey, babe: I find your typing quite sexy. Can I buy you a PayPal credit?
The Joy of Relaxing
It’s Labor Day weekend, and my answer to the inevitable question tomorrow at work for what I’ve done will be “Blissfully nothing”. That’s not technically true: I did a bit of work on Saturday and pushed out a deployment, and have some plans to do some light housework today, including making my second great dinner of the weekend, but compared to the usual race, this feels like ‘blissfully nothing’. I’ve read that vacations of shorter than a week or two aren’t enough to recharge you, and maybe I don’t know what a fully battery recharge feels like, but I have to admit to feeling much more energized today than I have in a while. I’m reading Runner’s World and planning next year’s marathon; thinking up neat menus for dinner tonight; daydreaming about various craft projects; making a laundry list of fun and interesting projects to play with on maternity leave (some technology related; some not. Maybe another post will have a running list of ideas…). It’s a wake-up call to me that I’ve been running around half mentally asleep of late, just focused on work and how to solve that interesting bug or how to work off the pile of not so interesting bugs. Don’t necessarily have answer as to how not to get into that state again, but a good first step is even recognizing that I’ve been in it.
Time challenged
Just a quick update, to make me feel that I haven’t abandoned my blog baby. As time challenged as I’ve been, I’ve been working very hard to not abandon my kid babies, my dog babies, the baby who’s kicking (hard!) inside of me. I’ll not compare my husband to a baby, but I’ve been trying to not neglect him, too.
The short and sweet update: since my last post/confessional, we’ve been to a wedding in Texas, been to a funeral in Frostburg, crammed in more hours working and fewer hours sleeping than I though possible for a pregnant woman, and unofficially dropped out of an MBA program. I’ve crammed a ton of software development into wee hours of the morning, and thought I was going into labor in the mall, some eight to ten weeks early. Tiny bit of stress going on around here. Wish there were a great end in sight, and more musing going on at this site. Keep mentioning to Jas as we talk about X or Y that there’s a blog post here and a blog post there. Here a post, there a post, everywhere a post post…. But you’ll have to be stuck with Old McDonald singing in your head instead for a little while, as I’m going to sleep!
Commute problem solved…
Keep thinking that the next improvement on my commute (beyond my own personal teleportation device) would be a scooter or motorcycle to get me to the train station. No more hopping in the car and going – just hop on my two-wheeler to get there. (Note that the straight bike isn’t a great option, ’cause I’m a chick who’d rather not get to work sweaty.)
New option to consider: the Wheelman, seen originally by me off of Hacked Gadgets with accompanying YouTube video. Clocks in at 16-19 miles per hour, with an hour and a half ridetime on a tank of oil and gas. Apparently my dress code for work would have to downgrade a bit, as would my belly.