Wish there were just a few more hours in your day? Want just a little bit more time added in somewhere to think deep thoughts, catch up on television, or sift through that stack of magazines? I have the solution you’ve been looking for – have (or adopt) a kid. No longer will your nights be spent slumbering. Those hours previously “wasted” on sleep will be yours… as long as whatever it is yu want to do can be done with a child in one arm.
This blog post brought to you courtesy of Callie, and through the one-handed typing skills of my right hand…
You’re not kidding – the only other consolation I can offer, apart from reclaiming all those wasted sleeping hours, is that it doesn’t last forever… Just for a couple of years or so. So – that’s alright then.