Found whilst seeking a recipe/instruction set to make a rubby ducky cake for my daughter for her birthday:
“Duck jailed for cake theft”

From the same site:
“The Beard Liberation Front, an informal network of beard wearers, says clean shaven men lead more stressful lives as they have to get out of bed earlier every day.”
So _that’s_ why I’ve never seen my dad without a beard. . .

And it just gets better. . .

A priest brewing beer in his washing machine. . .
“A priest without alcohol, that’s the wrong combination,” he argued.
“Jesus didn’t say, take this healthy camomile tea, he offered wine.”