Seen as a Skype contact message: “Software Development process of the day — Decapitated Chicken Process”.
Long ago, I had a cartoon from somewhere that I’d love to find again. As I recall, it showed a guy in a suit, holding a book, a candle, and a knife. He’s standing in front of a large mainframe computer, and there’s a woman also in office attire kneeling on the floor in front of him. (Think here of ritualistic sacrifice of a virgin to appease the computer gods.) Some days, it feels like that’s the only thing that has a chance of perhaps making things work.
Uh, did I mention I’m in a PMP training class?